What we have found in numerous surveys, statistics, and good old guess work, is that people who are
seeking to get away for a Five Minute Vacation on a Witless Wednesday are not so much the getting away,
but a reminder that the world hasn’t gone insane. Dealing with idiots all day does that to a normal
person. Relax, it’s not you, it is them. The world is really full of idiots. Keep these thoughts in mind as
you navigate your Witless Wednesday. Feel better now?
Ah, Wednesday. What to say about Wednesday? As far away from Monday, as it is from Friday. Whoever said Wednesday
was the middle of the week never worked here. Our studies have determined that those who are seeking a Five Minute
Vacation on a Wednesday are seeking respite from the confusion that sitting in the middle seems to bring. The middle is the
perfect time to get lost in thought looking forward and looking back. Have you ever had a moment when you look at
someone and wonder if they even have a functioning brain cell inside their skull? Have you ever been stuck on a project
with a co-worker who is not only clumsy and classless, but clueless as well? Have you seen the news coming out of
Washington D.C. and wonder if all we are capable of electing in this country are imbeciles, incompetents and idiots? It’s
enough to drive most of our passengers loopy. We have found that today is the second most popular day of the week to slip
away for five minutes, second only to Monday. If that’s the reason you are looking for a Five Minute Vacation today; then
you are having a
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One of our popular destinations on a Witless Wednesday is Washington D.C. That alone proves to our most intrepid travelers, that indeed the
world, and especially Washington, is full of idiots. All you have to do is look at the headlines coming out of the capital to realize our politicians are
imbeciles. Then, when you consider the people that keep electing these clowns are your countrymen; you begin to realize that the country is full of
idiots. Then our Wednesday travellers begin to feel a bit more normal, a bit better about themselves. Any thinking person feels like a genius when
compared to what we send to Washington. Nothing I can say will prove that we elect imbeciles better than allowing them to speak for themselves.
These are real quotes folks, I can’t make this stuff up.
Most of our passengers do tend to feel a
bit nauseous after our visit to
Washington. It’s normal, it affects all
thinking people that way. Wonder how
these clowns get elected? Wonder if our
country can survive? So do I. In this case
we offer a proven remedy for
A lot of our Wednesday sojourners like to take this time in the middle to look back. To reflect on what has gone before, and what has led them to
where they are today.
Another group of our Wednesday travellers like to use a midway point to look ahead, to see what the future will bring. For them, the day is not for looking back and
remembering, but for looking ahead and wondering.
Many of our Wednesday Warriors, your humble host and Jack Ass Philosopher included, take today to question themselves. That, for me, is
when the trouble starts. Some of the questions that I have stumbled across during my time of being the host here;